This is for you, Nameless Jerk
Open letter to the Jerk who deliberately tried to injure/kill me on my scooter the other day:
Dear C*ck Nozzle,
After repeatedly cutting me off and hitting your brakes on Route 53/ I-55 the other day... did you go home and tell your friends:
"Wow! I really messed with this girl on a scooter in rush hour traffic! It was great.
First - I almost hit her when I cut in front of her. Yeah! That was cool. But she beeped at me and went around me. That's when sh*t got crazy.
I went around her while she was turning right and cut her off! Yeah, while she was turning right, I went around her on the left and the cut her off! I hit my brakes and she almost hit my car! Hysterical!!!!
But that's not the end of it.... I then kept cutting in front of her and hitting my brakes.. In heavy traffic! It was AWESOME! I really kept dicking her over. But she finally got away from me so I had to just had to smile and wave goodbye. That will teach her to avoid getting hit by my car. Bi-otchs who beep better watch out when I drive! Take the hit or suffer the consequences!"
Wow Dude, you are a true humanitarian. Yeah, messing with a girl, on a scooter in rush hour traffic, you are the MAN! No one beeps at you and lives to tell about it! YEAH! you testosterone-laden imbecile.
I tell you now... nameless J-hole... you feckless piece of meat, you herpes sore on the face of human race, you breeder of now and future idiot children. You dingle berry on the butt of the gene pool Enjoy your great triumph. Yeah you are a winner! You WIN!!! You get to drive your car in front of me...while I ride home....to my house.. (which is paid for), on my scooter, (which is paid for) and enjoy my life, because God gave me the talent, the ability, and the grace to deal with jerks like you on a daily basis.
I am sure EVERYONE who lives in your Hillbilly Haven will love to hear about your great road rage battle with a 126 lb woman on a scooter during rush hour. What a HERO!
You're Number One!