Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Because I am BORED -Two words - MONKEY BUTT!

Also known as Swamp A$$, Bog Buttocks, Musty Melons, Burnt Biscuits, Down South Stank, Rural Rump, Hillbilly Henie, Jerky Junk, Wildebeest Wang, Diggler Dank, Rosebud Rust, Abhorrent Arse, Rump Rot, Fanny Funk, Elephant Effluvium, Haunch Halitosis, Putrid Posterior, Dorsal Disturbance, Hindquarter Hives, Posterior Plague, Motorcycle Mange... anyone else care to try? Go on, be creative.

When you ride in the heat of the summer and sweat is running, well everywhere! It is easy to contract this, this... annoyance.

While I have never really used ANTI-MB powder, I have noticed an embarrassingly NOTICEABLE amount of sweat in my NETHER REGION after riding in this extreme heat.. To the point where you look like you need some adult diapers.

For the ladies, all I can recommend is riding with a your favorite maxi pad or wad up some TP because it will happen.

I really don't know what the men do, maybe they don't sweat as much as I do. Can you believe that, I sweat more than some hairy bearded biker???!!! WHAT THE HECK!!! LIFE IS NOT FAIR! NO IT IS NOT!

1 comment:

  1. Ummmmmmm... can we get pics to go with that description?!